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  <title>BUSH = SANTA (0)</title>
  <description>motherfucker bitchshit
I said
whatthefuck'syerprob
lem I...</description>
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  <title>What's in these batteries? The answer might just bore you to tears. (0)</title>
  <description>For any institutions of higher education which may be reading this, may I present for your...</description>
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  <title>AAUAEAIAAEEOUIHAIUAAAUEAIA, I WANT FRASHiNaS (0)</title>
  <description>i guess what we did wrong was never order the pizzas

i mean
even if noone's really all...</description>
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  <title>and Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends DOESN'T COUNT AS READING, no matter what the Internet tells you (0)</title>
  <description>i am dyson03 mothurf{cker
dyson oh three
muhvurfrueckehhh

andiwantiwnat--
nolisten;#
iam...</description>
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  <title>Congratulations, you have reached Level Three Dark Mage Status! Also, everyone you know and love is dead (0)</title>
  <description>while you were looking in the mirror

I know what you're going to say. To me, to yourself, to the...</description>
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  <title>Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition (0)</title>
  <description>CHILDREN, ONCE WE COULD predict the weather. Once, we had giant metal beasts made of gears and...</description>
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  <title>goddamnit katrien is not an instumental (0)</title>
  <description>THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY WHERE JFK WAS NEVER ASSASINATED AND HIS...</description>
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  <title>This page best viewed in Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.4 in maximised 1024x768 at the top of Akbar Mountain with the woman you love reciting her silent poetry beside you, and the sun slowly fades into itself but you don't pay it any notice, you never paid it any notice. (0)</title>
  <description>His name was Pot, 
but they called him Allegria
God was in the west too, 
at one time.
And they...</description>
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  <title>that's my pagerank out the window then (0)</title>
  <description>progress He Does not when I was past, men came with the hot naked women videos their algorithms...</description>
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  <title>note the use of alliteration on line 16 (0)</title>
  <description>A sunset?
A sunset's nothing.
A sunset's
	lots of little light rays 
	bending
	through clouds...</description>
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Velocities.








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  <title>ok ok so you can m (0)</title>
  <description>Cryptic monospaced letters and symbols danced on Michael's computer screen. So that was it, then....</description>
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  <title>, and looking moodily off camera i contemplate the fragility of existenc (0)</title>
  <description>(probably happened on may 8 2006)

Sophie scrawls love notes in stolen crayon
to the boy she's...</description>
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  <title>mnehhh (0)</title>
  <description>fjdgnkdfnjdk...</description>
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  <title>Just something subtle will do. They're dumb so they wont really know you're doing it. (0)</title>
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Hot Gay Man Wangs. A horrible, horrible experiment in constrained webcomics.
(in other words,...</description>
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  <title>05 YOU CAN ALWAYS PRACTISE YOUR DOGS 10 DOGS ALWAYS KISS YOU WITH THE TRUTHFUL (0)</title>
  <description>Overheard In Physics One Thursday

two years.
three months, two weeks, five days.
our seconds...</description>
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  <title>I assure you the Anne Holm reference was purely subconscious (0)</title>
  <description>You Aren't David ...</description>
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  <title>happening hint: it's not about chasing cars. (3)</title>
  <description>More filler crap from ages ago for Oneword.

vain:
He looked in the mirror, at his forehead....</description>
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  <title>what exactly is coffeehouse monotony and why is it eating my vegetables: well that's a question and a half (3)</title>
  <description>Exam revision is annoying and eats inspiration almost as much as it eats spare time. So here's some...</description>
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  <title>your mother's a hydrocarbon (0)</title>
  <description>[link]...</description>
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  <title>SEXY WEBCAM SARAH EATS CAKE (0)</title>
  <description>The train was full. The densely-packed office drones obscured the windows, keeping the outside...</description>
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  <title>If this was to happen to the moon, the moon would not forget, it is impossible for the moon to forget. (0)</title>
  <description>It was a fine day for it. The sun was, as usual, on fire, but as it was many millions of miles away...</description>
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  <title>^_^ (0)</title>
  <description>!...</description>
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  <title>love = vegetable extracts and carbonic acid (0)</title>
  <description>The bowl dropped to the ground, shattering into some number of pieces that noone would ever be...</description>
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  <title>The thing I will miss about childhood the most is the ability I had to totally surround myself with one duvet. Like a chrysalis. (0)</title>
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At around the beginning of 2006, one crazed individual called John Campbell set himself a...</description>
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  <title>It's Christmas! Be nice! You can be a bastard for the rest of the year though, we don't really care. (4)</title>
  <description>The now seemingly deceased t52.org messageboard sprouted up from a website that previously hosted...</description>
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  <title>even darth vader still had to do those little hand movements to make things happen (1)</title>
  <description>Starting up a cafe had seemed like a good idea at the time. Brian had had whimsical fantasies of...</description>
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  <title>love is like a tricycle: they both have three wheels and can be bought at toyshops (3)</title>
  <description>Oneword is, as it's help page explains more poetically than I ever could, some kind of experiment...</description>
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  <title>Today, Liza Tarbuck is a headlouse. (0)</title>
  <description>"So I just finished decorating", somebody said once, "and I hate the colour". I gave this...</description>
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  <title>they don't show the shows I used to watch when I was a kid on TV anymore. If they did, I'd probably realise how much they sucked (1)</title>
  <description>I wait; knowing the donkey is still drinking. My donkey and I, we travel great distances. I knew...</description>
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  <title>yeah, I make that typo a lot too (2)</title>
  <description>so I thought I'd start out with an explaination of this. You know, what's it's for, why I set it...</description>
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