i probably have better things to do with my time
#1 : yeah, I make that typo a lot too
#2 : they don't show the shows I used to watch when I was a kid on TV anymore. If they did, I'd probably realise how much they sucked
#3 : Today, Liza Tarbuck is a headlouse.
#4 : love is like a tricycle: they both have three wheels and can be bought at toyshops
#6 : even darth vader still had to do those little hand movements to make things happen
#7 : It's Christmas! Be nice! You can be a bastard for the rest of the year though, we don't really care.
#9 : The thing I will miss about childhood the most is the ability I had to totally surround myself with one duvet. Like a chrysalis.
#10 : love = vegetable extracts and carbonic acid
#11 : ^_^
#12 : If this was to happen to the moon, the moon would not forget, it is impossible for the moon to forget.
#13 : SEXY WEBCAM SARAH EATS CAKE
#14 : your mother's a hydrocarbon
#15 : what exactly is coffeehouse monotony and why is it eating my vegetables: well that's a question and a half
#16 : happening hint: it's not about chasing cars.
#17 : I assure you the Anne Holm reference was purely subconscious
#18 : 05 YOU CAN ALWAYS PRACTISE YOUR DOGS 10 DOGS ALWAYS KISS YOU WITH THE TRUTHFUL
#19 : Just something subtle will do. They're dumb so they wont really know you're doing it.
#20 : mnehhh
#21 : , and looking moodily off camera i contemplate the fragility of existenc
#22 : ok ok so you can m
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#24 : note the use of alliteration on line 16
#25 : that's my pagerank out the window then
#26 : This page best viewed in Mozilla Firefox 184.108.40.206 in maximised 1024x768 at the top of Akbar Mountain with the woman you love reciting her silent poetry beside you, and the sun slowly fades into itself but you don't pay it any notice, you never paid it any notice.
#27 : goddamnit katrien is not an instumental
#28 : Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
#29 : Congratulations, you have reached Level Three Dark Mage Status! Also, everyone you know and love is dead
#30 : and Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends DOESN'T COUNT AS READING, no matter what the Internet tells you
#31 : AAUAEAIAAEEOUIHAIUAAAUEAIA, I WANT FRASHiNaS
#32 : What's in these batteries? The answer might just bore you to tears.
#33 : BUSH = SANTA
#34 : DISTANT BUZZ OF CONVERSATION